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Post by CM Punk on Apr 22, 2006 18:36:05 GMT -5
The lights dim as "The Cult of Personality" blares thru the speakers.The curtain is thrown open as CM Punk walks thru.The fans are on their feet.Some booing,some cheering,but ALL respecting.CM Punk stops in the middle of the ramp,and does his pattented "X" sign with his arms,and runs and slids into the ring.He jumps onto the second turnbuckle and does the X sign.He does it at every corner,then he jumps down,and asks for a mic.
CM Punk:As I wa.....
Fans:Cheeeeeeer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CM Punk:Thanks alot guys.
A tear rolls down Punks cheek as he begins to speak.
CM Punk:Alright back to business.As I was sitting at home,I felt something I never felt before,I felt the passion...the passion to wrestle again.That night as I was trying to sleep,I was tossing and turning in my bed,still feeling that same passion,so I got up,went over to my closet,and opened the door,and what do think was staring me right in the face?My wrestling gear,thats what.After that,I decided I had to get back into the ring.I trained my ass off,everyday,all day.Untill I got the one call I've been waiting for.That call was from Vince himself.He told me he wanted to give me a contract,and let me wrestle for the NHBWO.That had to be the best news I have ever heard.I was estatic.I could not wait till tonite.And here I am,in an NHBWO ring.And it feels great to be back.
Fans:Cheeeeeer!!!!!!!!!!!!
CM Punk:When I was sitting in the back awaiting my music to hit,I wasn't sure what to expect.But I guess,when you're a Straight Edge,you are better than everyone else.And that includes all of you.HAHAHAHAHAHA.I had you all fooled.You really think I care what you think about me?Hell no!!I'm here to win some gold,and Vince,whenever you wanna give me my first match go right ahead,cause I can beat ANYONE in the back.CAUSE I'M STRAIGHT EDGE,AND STRAIGHT EDGE MEANS I'M BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU!!!!!!Now hit my damn music!!!
"Cult of Personality" hits,as Punk leaves the ring.Most of the fans now booing.But Punk doesn't seem to care.He flips them off a bunch of times,until he does it to one fan who is just about to jump the guardrail,until security stopped him.Punk walks thru the curtain.The camera fades to black.
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Post by CM Punk on Apr 22, 2006 20:03:34 GMT -5
Batista's theme hits,to a big pop.Out through the curtain comes Tony,dressed in a suit, and tie.He walks up the ring steps,walks the apron and gets in the ring,and poses to the crowd.He walks to the other end of the ring and asks for a mic.He begins to speak,but the crowd keeps chanting his name.
Crowd:Tony.Tony.Tony.TonyTony...........
Tony:See thats how it should be.The crowd chanting my name.
Crowd:Tony.Tony.Tony.Tony.Tony...........
Tony:Alright.At High Impact,everyone wants me to lose.
Crowd:BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Tony:But you know what!!??That just ain't gonna happen!!!Cause tonight,I am going to call out one member from the Elimination Chamber.He was once my best friend.We were Tag Team Champions.We were like family.But now he is my ENEMY.Ladies and Gentlemen,Pleas welcome my Nemasis Joe Hall!!!
Evolutions theme hits, and out comes Joe Hall.He is dressed the same as Tony.He walks down the ramp with many Boo's from the crowd.He flicks off the crowd a few times,and also flicks off Tony.Joe gets in the ring,and demands a mic.He begins to speak as the crowd starts chanting Asshole.
Crowd:Asshole,Asshole,Asshole........
Joe:Yea,I will give you an asshole!!!
He then flicks off the crowd and Tony once more.
Tony:Thats enough.I called you out here for a reason.Not to be flicking off the fans!!
Crowd:CHEER!!
JoeWell,I'am waiting.What the hell did you call me out here for?
Tony:I called you out here because............Me and you used to be best friends,we were tag team champs.But that all got washed down because of a little loss we had.I mean,we were the most dominating team ever.So what m trying to sa............
Joe:What?Are you trying to tell me that you wanna be friends again??
Tony:NO!!!!!!!I'm saying that whatever happens at High Impact,I will have to eliminate you,Da Kidd,and HellRaizer to acchieve my goal.The World Heavyweight Title.It is my Destiny.I'am destined to win that belt,and be The World Heavyweight Champion.Now Hit my Music!!!!
Batista's theme hits as Tony leaves the ring.Joe is still standing in the middle of the ring.Stunned as he is,he gets out of the ring and walks up the ramp.
Camera's Fade to black Part 2
Tony is shown backstage,in his locker room.Theres a knock on the door and Tony gets up and opens the door.It is................Joe.He walks in.
Joe:You think you will eliminate me,my brother,and HellRaizer?Then you are dreaming.Because your destiny is to be beaten like the bitch that you are.
Tony:I am the Legend Killer,and by the way YOU WILL BE KILLED!!!!!!!!!Now get out of my locker room!!!!
Camers Fade as Joe is walking out Part 3
Tony is shown in his locker room.He is about to speak.
Tony:It is my Destiny to win the World Heavyweight Title.It is my destiny to win the 2nd Elimination Chamber Match in History.Only one man won the first one as I will take in his footsteps,and come out victorious,in the Elimination Chamber Match.And that man that won the 1st Chameber Match is non other than.............Viper!!!
The camera moves to the left and there he is, the First ever Elimination Chamber Winner Viper.
ViperThank you Tony.I was, the first man to walk out of the Chamber Match victorious.And not only that,I beat Joe,Da Kidd,HellRaizer and other good wrestlers.I won the title.Just like Tony will do at High Impact.Well good luck Tony,I gotta go catch my flight.I got a movie shoot,I gotta do.Good Luck,your gonna need it.
Viper leaves the locker room as the camera moves back to Tony.
Tony:Im going to need Good Luck?I highly dout that I need good luck.But anyway,come High Impact,I will win the Chamber match and reign supreme over all of the greats of the EWWF.
The camers fade to black Part 4 Tony's face is shown close in the camera.The camera moves back away from Tony.
Tony:Im here in the graveyard with 3 pits graves dug up.They are dug up for Da Kidd,HellRaizer,and Joe.I will bury them after I KILL THE LEGENDS OF THEM!!!!!!!!!!!After I get done with them at High Impact,you will never ever see them again.
He picks up a shovel as the cameras fade
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Post by CM Punk on Apr 22, 2006 20:04:21 GMT -5
"Bat Country" hits,as a spotlight shines on the curtain.Tony bursts thru the curtain.Shaking fans hands,and giving them high fives.He stops at the middle of the ramp,and poses,as he gets a mixed reaction from the crowd.Some knowing him as one of the last EWWF champions.And others seeing him for the first time.He walks over by the hurt Joe,and helps him back in the ring.Tony for the first time is stepping foot in a UWN ring.He poses around the ring,still getting mixed reactions.He asks for a mic.
Tony:Ya know,I was sitting in the back,listening to "Hyper Active" whine about how hes the best at this,the best at that,and what not.And while I was trying to listen,my ears kept drowning out from when I first won the EWWF title.Yea,I remembered it,like it was yesterday.I won the EWWF title in the second Elimination Chamber,the most brutal match in EWWF history.Now I stand here with no title in my hand and I wonder,if I would still be champ,had EWWF not shut down.But then I hear Hyper Active talking about how Joe,a great legend in this buisness,on how he was a nobody,like he didnt even exist.He made him out to be like a disease,he was there for a while then poof,he was gone,never to be seen again.But lookie here,a great man such as Joe,standing here in the middle of the ring,with "The Greatest EWWF champion"like myself.Now,Joe and I havent always seen eye to eye,but we know when a threat is emerging from the distance,and Hyper Active,you are that threat.You are nothing more than a mear mid-carder in my eyes.Your'e no where near being in my league.But if you get in my way,I will act like an epidemic,I will just keep coming back every time you knock me down.Now enough of Hyper Active.Lets get back to Joe.....
Tony clears his throght,and begins to speak...
Tony:Now Joe,its been awhile hasnt it.How long?Bout 2 yrs now or so??Well anyway,back to business.You and I have had one hell of a feud,and we were once one of the best tag teams this business has ever seen.We were tag champs,but under the cuircumstances beyond my control we lost them to The Exiles.Yes they beat us in the Ultimate X,but so what??We have both moved up since then,WE,Joe and I created Evolution,but what happened,we invited HellRaizer,and TJ Xtreme,and then what happened,they kicked me out.You wanna know why??Because they were scared,they were scared that I would take over Evolution,and become the World Champion,and what happened??I did.I became the Undisputed EWWF Campion,in the second ever Elimination Chamber,Infa Red,had me eliminated,but what did he forget to do??He forgot to hook my leg,which gave me enough leverage to kick out.And become the champ.And what happened after that,I lost the title in a fatal 4 way.But I should have won it back.The day of the match we found out that EWWF was done.And that I wouldnt get my shot at the title,and so everyone left,with dissapointment on their faces,but look at me now,back in a ring,back where it all began.Now,Joe after I took you back to the EWWF days,are you with me or are you against me??Its up to you.Hit my music.
"Bat Country" hits and Tony leaves the ring,walks up the ramp and thru the curtain.As the cameras fade to black.
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