Post by nongzinthepool on Apr 19, 2006 20:26:20 GMT -5
I respect my pool. You mess with the pool, I mess with your face. Any scent, or any sign of urination, feces, or anything else in my pool is an automatic ban from the pool, and I chop your nuts off.
The diving board is for children-adults ages 10-however the hell you are. Name calling, spitting, flipping birds, or any other disrespectful show of respect will not be tolerated.
Cursing such as Shit, Fuck, God Damn, Jesus Christ, Cunt, Clit, Pussy, Dick, or any other vulgar use of language is a ban and I will chop your tounge off, put it in a meat grinder and shove it in your ass.
And, the final rule...
NO NGZ IN THE POOL!!!!
The diving board is for children-adults ages 10-however the hell you are. Name calling, spitting, flipping birds, or any other disrespectful show of respect will not be tolerated.
Cursing such as Shit, Fuck, God Damn, Jesus Christ, Cunt, Clit, Pussy, Dick, or any other vulgar use of language is a ban and I will chop your tounge off, put it in a meat grinder and shove it in your ass.
And, the final rule...
NO NGZ IN THE POOL!!!!