Post by Rob Van Dam on Oct 12, 2006 17:15:20 GMT -5
The screen is black and footsteps are heard walking down a metal platform. The feet are heard on a wooden platform jumping around. Then it stops a big light from the top of the top of the arena flashing down. There’s a man sitting on a black chair. His name is...Rob...Van...Dam. He looks into the camera as he tapes his wrist and hands up. He tightens his kickers. He looks in the camera.
Rob Van Dam: Edge; Your ass...is mine. Tonight Edge. TONIGHT I want to face you tonight And I wanna face you for the IC Title shot. But, Edge I'm sick of all these little damn games. Your sitting here calling me a damn hippy? Dude, lets get something straight right here, right now. I'm no hippy do you wanna know what I am? Do you Edge? Well, I'm the WHOLE DAMN SHOW. I am the one who will pummle your ass to the ground tonight. I am the one who will hold my fist up high tonight. You will be the most unlucky bastard that has walked the face of this earth. Dude, your just asking for pain. Your just asking for me to knock you down. Your just asking for a Five Star Frog Splash. But Edge...ha...EDGE your just asking. For me to show you. Who the jobber is. Your ass is in some deep shit tonight. I’m just waiting and waiting and waiting, do you wanna know what I’m waiting for? I’m waiting for later tonight so, I can kick your ass. And Edge I wanna tell you alittle bit about somthing. This Monday when we face each other in the ladder match well thats going to be a wrestling match. But tonight. Nahh, this isn't a wrestling match. This will be a fight. A fight! And Your so unlucky. Haha. Since there will be no fans to see this. I can beat your ass. I will destroy you. I will break your arm. I will break your leg. I will make you incapable to move. Actually, I will just inflict serious pain on you so you still have a leg to stand on Monday. So Edge, say goodbye to life. And say hello to Rob Van Dam!
RVD looks into the camera stands up and take the chair and walks out of the ring and holds it high as he gets to mid-ramp. He paues looks back and shakes his head and says Rob Van Dam. He continues to walk up the ramp and when he goes behind the curtains a lound noise his heard from Rob throwing the chair.
Rob Van Dam: Edge; Your ass...is mine. Tonight Edge. TONIGHT I want to face you tonight And I wanna face you for the IC Title shot. But, Edge I'm sick of all these little damn games. Your sitting here calling me a damn hippy? Dude, lets get something straight right here, right now. I'm no hippy do you wanna know what I am? Do you Edge? Well, I'm the WHOLE DAMN SHOW. I am the one who will pummle your ass to the ground tonight. I am the one who will hold my fist up high tonight. You will be the most unlucky bastard that has walked the face of this earth. Dude, your just asking for pain. Your just asking for me to knock you down. Your just asking for a Five Star Frog Splash. But Edge...ha...EDGE your just asking. For me to show you. Who the jobber is. Your ass is in some deep shit tonight. I’m just waiting and waiting and waiting, do you wanna know what I’m waiting for? I’m waiting for later tonight so, I can kick your ass. And Edge I wanna tell you alittle bit about somthing. This Monday when we face each other in the ladder match well thats going to be a wrestling match. But tonight. Nahh, this isn't a wrestling match. This will be a fight. A fight! And Your so unlucky. Haha. Since there will be no fans to see this. I can beat your ass. I will destroy you. I will break your arm. I will break your leg. I will make you incapable to move. Actually, I will just inflict serious pain on you so you still have a leg to stand on Monday. So Edge, say goodbye to life. And say hello to Rob Van Dam!
RVD looks into the camera stands up and take the chair and walks out of the ring and holds it high as he gets to mid-ramp. He paues looks back and shakes his head and says Rob Van Dam. He continues to walk up the ramp and when he goes behind the curtains a lound noise his heard from Rob throwing the chair.