Post by "HBK" Shawn Michaels on Apr 1, 2006 18:32:59 GMT -5
SATURDAY NIGHT TURMOIL: 4/1/06
MAIN EVENT: Handicap Match
FANS IN ATTENDANCE: 5,500
Live From: Reno, Nevada
[/u]MAIN EVENT: Handicap Match
FANS IN ATTENDANCE: 5,500
Live From: Reno, Nevada
As Turmoil starts up Welcome Home by Coheed and Cambria rattles through the P.A. system. As the camera pans over the crowd everyone seems to be excited. The camera keeps panning around the crowd and picks up speed, suddenly it jerks over to the entrance and Welcome Home stops as loud pounding drums fill the arena leading into Sexy Boy blasting out over the P.A. system. The Heart Break Kid Shawn Michaels slings open the black curtain and is dressed in a black dress shirt and black dress pants. He has a huge smile on his face as the crowd goes nuts for him. They haven't seen him in action for a while and would give anything to, but tonight he will not be wrestling. He makes his way down the ramp and climbs into the ring. He asks for a microphone and takes one from one of the ring crew. He signals for his music to stop and he lifts the microphone to his mouth to speak
HBK: Right now I've got a big announcement for Wrestle - Fest. For those of you that have seen a TLC match you know what I'm talking about. At Wrestle - Fest there is going to be a TLC match - up for the vacant NHBWO World Tag Team Titles. In this match there will be three teams competing against each other to prove that they are the best, and to win this match - up a member of your team has to climb the ladder and pull down both tag team titles. As of right now, no teams have been assigned to the match. Over the next few weeks I am going to make it my job to find tag teams good enough for this match and have them compete in the TLC, and I'll tell you one thing. This match is going to be The Showstoppa just like me
Shawn's music hits and he rolls out of the ring and begins prancing his way up the stage to the sound of Sexy Boy
Styles: Ladies and gentlemen, we didn't get a chance to earlier but I'd like to welcome you all to another episode of NHBWO Turmoil. I'm Joey Styles and I'm here with my broadcast partner Austin Owens.
Owens: Thats right Joey, and tonight we've got a pretty good line - up. And we've also just heard from Shawn Michaels himself that there will be a TLC match at Wrestle - Fest for the tag team titles.
Styles: Owens, I cannot wait for Wrestle - Fest. It is right around the corner and will be here anytime now.
Owens: Joey, Wrestle - Fest is going to be the biggest event in NHBWO history. This is the night of all nights here in NHBWO, and every man tries to prove that he is who he says he is, and that he is the best man here.
A building guitar leads to the introduction of Alter Bridge’s “One Day Remains.” Jay Lethal emerges from behind the curtain, a true opportunity available to him. He stands at the top of the ramp, raising his arms high. In this match, the crowd sees no “good guy.” They rip through Lethal like pre-teenagers rip through fat kids. Lethal doesn’t even bother outstretching his hands to the crowd, and slides into the ring.
A familiar high-pitched voice chimes in, a catchy guitar riff following. Raven enters the arena to dark lights and Coheed and Cambria’s “Once Upon Your Dead Body.” Raven walks out to the top of the ramp, stretching his arms outward in his leather jacket. He continues down the ramp, the crowd’s boo’s attacking him from every angle. He slides in the ring, not even taking off his jacket. It is obvious that he thinks nothing of Lethal.
The bell rings, Raven still smirking. Lethal walks up to Raven, staring through him. Lethal punches Raven, who falls to the ground hard. Raven gets back up, only to receive yet another heavy swing that flings him to the ground. Raven now looks worried. Lethal picks Raven up, whipping him across the ring. Upon Raven’s return, Lethal dropkicks him, causing him to fall hard. When Raven gets up, Jay Lethal offers an uppercut. Raven stands slowly, shocked at the fact that Jay is beating him.
Raven tries to swing, but Jay Lethal catches the punch, then twists, causing a pain that racks through Raven’s arm. From there, an arm drag would allow Lethal to spring off of the second rope and land with a leg drop over Raven’s chest. Raven slowly gets up, falling back into the corner. Lethal lifts him to the top rope, then proceeds to give him an inziguri, both men crashing to the mat like a comet smashing into earth. As Raven gets up, he begs Lethal to show mercy. The champion looks pathetic.
Lethal stops, turns around, and leans himself in the corner. Relaxing, he waits for Raven to arise. When Raven finally does, Jay gives him a hard bulldog. As Raven rolls over, he lifts his head up. Two boots fly into his face, causing him to spill backwards. Lethal lifts him by the hair, pushing him into the corner. Lethal lays in the middle of the ring, actually closing his eyes, looking as if to doze off. Raven stumbles to him and falls onto him, trying to pin him.
Lethal kicks out on the beat of one, then wrestling Raven into an arm bar submission hold. Raven screams, his arm being physically torn from its socket. Raven digs into the mat, trying to crawl to the ropes. The tired state he is in, however, prevents him from any form of true strength. Finally, Lethal gets bored and lets go of Raven’s arm. Raven slowly stands, holding his arm, as Jay Lethal creeps up to him, ready to pounce.
Jay Lethal takes a light swing at Raven, not even hard enough to knock a child down. Raven, however, collapses to the floor, as Jay Lethal lays across him. Lethal barely even forces Raven down for the pin, and still, Lethal is able to get the referee’s count of one. . . two. . . three. Jay Lethal has become the Custom Champion, and now celebrates wildly. The defeated Raven looks over his shoulder at Jay Lethal, who holds his new title high above the now-indifferent crowd.
WINNER & NEW CUSTOM CHAMPION: Jay Lethal
Owens: What a match Joey, and what an upset. Raven must feel like the sorriest wrestler to ever step foot in the NHBWO right about now.
Styles: Owens, Raven is our champion. He is just having a bad night here. I'm sure he'll be on his A game at Wrestle - Fest when he takes on Batista for the NHBWO World Heavyweight Championship.
Owens: Well Styles, Raven should still feel like an idiot. He just got beat by......by Jay Lethal. Now that has to be embarrassing......
Styles: Anyways...up next we have ourselves a classic match - up between Hulk Hogan and The Undertaker.
"Real American" blares out over the P.A. system and every Hulkamaniac in the building raises to their feet. Hulk Hogan comes storming out from the black curtain dressed in the yellow and red from head to toe. He points all around at the crowd as they cheer and cheer for him. He makes his way down the ramp and reaches the ring. He climbs the steps and climbs into the ring between the top and middle ropes. as he paces around the ring he starts to rip his shirt only for the lights to go out. A loud "Gong" echoes through the arena and an eerie blue glow fills the arena. The "Gong" continues on and fog creeps across the floor in an eerie manor. From behind the curtain comes The Undertaker dressed in black. he wears a long black trench coat that drapes across the floor as he walks and a black cowboy has as black as night. As he makes his way down the ramp fans scream and yell for him. His presence brings fear to all of them as he creeps closer and closer to "The Immortal" Hulk Hogan. He slowly walks up the ring steps and climbs into the ring bringing the lights back to normal. The fog fades away as The Undertaker takes off his hat and trench coat.
The bell sounds and both men walk towards each other. Hogan points at Taker and starts talking trash. Taker seems to ignore every word Hogan says and hits him with a throat thrust. Hogan immediately runs at Taker and they lock up. Hogan tries and tries to over power Taker but gets shoved into the corner. The ref breaks them up and Taker delivers a hard elbow to the jaw of Hogan. He then kicks him in the mid section and grabs a hold of his arm. He Irish whips across the ring to the opposite side of the ring and follows up with a hard close line. Hogan blows it off and gives Taker and angry look. He swings at Taker and is blocked. Taker swing as Hogan but he is blocked. Both men go back and fourth with lefts and rights until Taker gets Hogan on the ropes. He then close lines him to the outside and Hogan starts to walk around to recuperate. Taker immediately rolls under the bottom rope and starts pounding away at Hogan's back. He then slings him back first into the safety barricade. He does again but this time with much more force and Hogan falls to the ground in pain. Taker stomps away at Hogan and pulls him up by the little hair left on his head. He slides him in the ring and follows in after him. Taker lifts him up and begins sending crushing blows to Hogan's right arm. He then twists it around and climbs the ropes. He walks across the bottom rope displaying one of his old-school moves and comes crashing down on that right arm of Hogan. Taker then locks Hogan into a sleeper hold.
Taker keeps the hold locked in and Hogan is about to pass out. The ref lifts his arm up and it drops for a 1 count. He lifts his arm again and it drops for a second time. He lifts it again and just before it drops completely Hogan starts to Hulk up. He starts shaking and gets a crazed look in his eyes. He elbows Taker in the ribs and gets out of the hold. He bounces off the ropes and hits Taker with a big boot sending him to the ground. He then bounces off the ropes one more time and as he comes back for the leg drop he is suddenly given a hellacious close line from a man who has just entered the ring from no where. The man stomps the living hell out of Hogan. He yells at the ref to not call for the bell. He then lifts Hogan up from the ground with one hand and sends him crashing to the mat with a chokeslam. Taker suddenly sits up and looks into the eyes of the attacker. The fans are going nuts and Taker grabs Hogan by his hair. As he lifts up for a tombstone the attacker flees from the ring and heads backstage. The fans are in shock and Taker delivers a life threatening tombstone. He crosses Hogans arms and gets the 1...2...3!
WINNER: The Undertaker
The Undertaker stands up as his music hits. He bows in the center of the ring as the lights go out and that same blue eerie glow fills the arena. The lights suddenly all go out and flames erupt from the four ring posts. The Undertaker is gone and the lights are back to normal. Hogan is missing from the ring nowhere to be found.
Styles: Ummmm, Owen, did you just see what I saw?
Owen: Yes I did Joey, and I am in shock. Hogan is missing and there is a monster on the loose.
Styles: Well folks, I don't know what to make of this but as scheduled we're gonna have to move on.
The lights shimmer, and “Burn in my Light” blares over the arena with a catchy guitar riff. Orton steps through the curtain, and spreads his arms out in victory. He trots down the ramp, cockily grinning at the fans. Randy jogs up the steps, and slowly steps through the ropes into the ring. Before Orton can pose again, Jericho’s music starts. Instead of the countdown, the music kicks up from the chorus, and Y2J sprints out from behind the curtain, and runs straight towards the ring, anger visible on his face. He slides in, and begins punching and brawling with Randy Orton. He hits Orton dead in the face, and knocks Randy out of the ring. Jericho vaults himself over the ropes and lands on Orton. The ref begins to count. Jericho clotheslines the retreating Orton over the barricade. Jericho gives the counting referee the middle finger, and steps over the barricade. Orton hits Chris in the stomach with a forearm, and starts to stumble through the crowd. Jericho chases after Orton, and leaps on his back, dragging Randy to the ground. Chris begins pummeling Orton in he face, and busts open his nose. The ref counts to 8. Jericho stands up, and thinks about running to the ring. He shrugs it off, and turns back to Orton. The ref counts to 9. Jericho drags Orton up by his head. The ref counts to 10. He calls for the bell to be rung, and the match is declared a no-contest. Jericho goes to suplex Randy, but Orton counters by hooking his leg, and low blows Chris. Jericho falls to the floor, clutching his nads. Orton kicks Chris in the face, busting him open. Randy yells at Chris “You asked for it!” and slaps him right across the face. He turns around, and poses for the fans. Jericho takes the time to low blow Orton. Randy’s eyes almost pop out of his face as he falls to his knees to the ground. Jericho then snatches a steel chair out from under a member of the audience. He folds it up and takes measures at Orton's head before viciously swinging. The chair connects across the head of Orton and his eyes roll to the back of his head as blood gushes down his face. Jericho raises the chair above his head celebrating as people boo him.
WINNER: Double Count - Out
Styles: Just look at the nerve of Jericho.
Owens: I love it Styles, and I want to see more of it from Jericho.
Styles: He has lost it since he lost the battle royal.
Owens: Well wouldn't you be pissed at someone if they eliminated you from a battle - royal?!?
Jericho is panting, Orton is laid out. Paul Heyman appears on screen and Jericho turns around
Heyman: Hey now, that wasn’t called for. These men wanted a match dammit! And you didn’t give them one. But, I have an idea. You didn’t give them their match, so at Wrestlefest...you will give them up to 3. Chris Jericho vs. Randy Orton in a 2 out of 3 Falls match. And next week on Turmoil, we will have the official contract signing. See you then boys
The screen goes blank and Jericho laughs as we go to commercial break
Styles: We're back from the break and just before it we heard an announcement from The Evil Genius himself, Paul Heyman.
Owens: It wasn't just any announcement. It was a Wrestle - Fest announcement. He said that it will be Randy Orton and Chris Jericho in a 2 out of 3 falls match. Now that my friends is going to be a match.
Styles: It will indeed Owens but.......
The camera suddenly cuts backstage to a dark creepy room where The Undertaker is standing in front of the camera. He looks more evil than before and has an evil smirk across his face
Undertaker: From the depths of hell arose a monster. A monster known as my brother. He is "The Big Red Machine", Kane! And at Wrestle - Fest, we shall be challenging for the NHBWO World Tag Team Titles.
Suddenly a laugh is heard coming from behind Taker. The camera zooms in and suddenly stumbles back as it gets right in the face of Kane. He is laughing with a sick sadistic laugh and chills are sent up everyone's spines
Kane: I'm Baaaaaaack!!! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Flames suddenly engulf the room as Taker says "Rest in Peace"
Styles: My God. Kane has defiantly returned Owens. I feel bad for whoever has to face these two at Wrestle - Fest. It is going to be one hell of a match, literally.
Owens: That is one scary.......scary man.
“One of a Kind“ screams through the arena, as Rob Van Dam and Taz step out from behind the curtain. Rob Van Dam raises his arms, pointing his thumbs to himself.. Taz slowly walks behind, while Rob Van Dam plays with the fans. They walk down to the ring as smoke set off from behind Rob Van Dam. Suddenly, the lights dim, and Chris Masters stands at the top of the ramp, his cape draped over him. He tosses off his cape, standing in a godly position. He walks down the ramp, ready to take on his opponents.
Chris Masters quickly under the rope. As soon as he enters, the two men begin stomping at his back. Chris Masters tries to rise, but is sent down by a kick to gut from Rob Van Dam. Taz grabs Chris Masters by his head, and rises his to his feet. Taz lays a punch on Chris Masters, spinning him around directly into Rob Van Dam’s fist. Rob Van Dam smashes Chris Masters with a right hand. Suddenly Chris Masters backfires with a massive forearm to Rob Van Dam’s jaw. The power of Chris Masters sends Rob Van Dam into the corner. The ref gets in Tazs face, telling him to exit or suffer disqualification. Taz hesitates, but eventually gets in his corner. Chris Masters begins kicking Rob Van Dam into the turnbuckle. He explodes with a massive shoulder to Rob Van Dam’s gut. As Rob Van Dam catches his breathe in the corner, Chris Masters walks towards the middle of the ring. He tried to explode into Rob Van Dam, but instead hit’s the turnbuckle as a result of Rob Van Dam moving. Rob Van Dam escapes from the corner and begins laying punches on Chris Masters. The ref tells Rob Van Dam to stop.
1.…2.…3.…
Rob Van Dam lays off for a second, then begins assaulting Chris Masters. He throws Chris Masters to the ropes, sending Chris Masters right back to him. He catches Chris Masters with a sleeper hold, as Rob Van Dam begins going down on one knee. Rob Van Dam holds the lock in, until Chris Masters begins battling back. He starts to deliver elbows to the gut of Rob Van Dam, causing Rob to hesitate on the hold. Suddenly Chris Masters drives Rob Van Dam to the ropes and pushes with all his might, sending both men outside the ring. They both lay on the mat, breathing heavily. Rob Van Dam rises to his feet first, followed by Chris Masters. Taz hops down from his spot and walks over towards the fray. Rob Van Dam grabs Chris Masters’s head and smashes it into the ring post. He tries to repeat the move, but is stopped. Chris Masters grabs the metal post, and deliverers a elbow to Rob Van Dam’s face. Chris Masters tried to smash Rob Van Dam’s head, but is stopped by a right hand to the back from Taz. The refs count is heard in the background, telling the men to get inside. Rob Van Dam and Taz each grab an arm of Chris Masters, and sling him right into the steel steps. Chris Masters’s shoulder smashes into the steps, forcing them the split apart. The ref hops out and tells Taz to get out, and tries to stop Rob Van Dam from further assault. Rob Van Dam threatens to hit the ref, forcing him to flee. Rob picks Chris Masters up and sends him into the barricade. Chris Masters rest on the barricade, nearly unconscious. Rob begins to trash talk Chris Masters, but is stopped by a massive fist to the chin. Chris Masters picks Rob Van Dam up and drops him right onto the barricade. Chris Masters grabs Rob Van Dam and throws him into the ring as the ref count reaches 9. The men enter the ring as Chris Masters turns around as Rob Van Dam rises to his feet. Chris Masters delivers a massive clothesline, falling to the ground along with Rob Van Dam. Chris Masters waits on the ground for a few seconds to catch his breath, but suddenly rises. Chris Masters raises Rob Van Dam to his feet, but Rob Van Dam hit’s a uppercut out of nowhere. Rob Van Dam dives to Taz, making the tag. Taz runs into the ring, clotheslining Chris Masters on sight. Masters gets up to find Taz is gone, when suddenly, from behind, Taz locks in the Tazmission. Masters slowly falls to the ground, eventually becoming unconscious. Taz has choked him out, and has become the winner.
WINNERS: Taz and RVD
Masters is irate. He has just lost the handicap match. Heyman suddenly comes out onto the stage out of no where. Heyman is smirking and pacing around the stage, holding a microphone in his hand. He stops and begins to speak
Heyman: Masters, we only have 5 minutes left but I can guarantee these will be the worst 5 minutes of your life. First off, you know, I had a little talk and we don’t really need a Masterlock title. After you lose it, what will happen? Will somebody else need to administer the Masterlock? So, this is going to be changed. The NHBWO Pure Wrestling title, and that will be introduced later on in the next month or 2. But now, we need a new champion. So Masters…you are belt-less.
Heyman smirks and the crowd cheer, while Masters is pissed off, in the ring
Heyman: Now, let me just remind you that you lost. However, let me see what the stipulation was for the match you were MEANT to have. If you lost…you were fired.
The crowd are buzzing and Masters is pleading
Heyman: But unfortunately, that was deemed a bad idea, so you will not be fired tonight.
The crowd boo and Masters laughs
Heyman: However Masters…you WILL be suspended indefinitely, without pay!
The crowd explode, and Masters is kicking and screaming
Heyman: Security! Get that man out of my ring!
Security rush the ring and grab Masters. They are leading him up the ring where Heyman is laughing but Masters breaks free! He punches Heyman down and kicks the security back. He grabs Heyman and throws him off the stage through a table! Good god he nearly killed the co-owner! The security take him down again and cuff him as Masters leaves the NHBWO arena, for what could be his last time as Heyman is attended too by paramedics. The scene fades to black as Heyman is being carried off on a stretcher. As it fades to black an NHBWO logo appears across the screen ending the show. [/center]
