Saturday Night Turmoil Results - 25/03/06

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SATURDAY NIGHT TURMOIL: 25/03/06
MAIN EVENT: Battle Royal
FANS IN ATTENDANCE: 5,500

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**We open on 19 men outside the ring. 4 of them bandaged up from last nights hellacious elimination chamber. Paul Heyman’s music hits and he walks to the ring with a microphone in hand. He steps in the middle of the ring**

PAUL HEYMAN
Good night gentlemen, welcome to the biggest night in your careers. All of you will start in here, eliminating each other over the top rope until only one is left standing. That man will take on the NEW NHBWO World Champion Raven at Wrestle Fest I. However, you may notice now Raven is NOT in the Battle Royal. But, never fear, we have a replacement. The man that LOST his World Title last night – The Masterpiece CHRIS MASTERS!

**Heyman points to the entrance way as The Masterpiece’s theme hits the speakers. He doesn’t pose; he just walks out, pissed off as hell. He gets into the ring as Heyman begins to speak again**

PAUL HEYMAN
I will be watching this in the back and I will KNOW if you have been cheating so don’t even try it. Good luck to you all and Masters…go get em…champ

**Heyman scatters out of the ring as all 19 men climb onto the apron. Masters looks scared and they all charge1 The Battle Royal has begun!**

NHBWO WORLD TITLE NUMBER ONE CONTENDERSHIP BATTLE ROYAL
20 Competitors – Over The Top Eliminations Only

The match starts frantically, everyone laying their hands on anyone. Clearly, we see Chris Jericho, Batista, Randy Orton and Triple H trying to attack Chris Masters. They take him into a corner and take their shots. Colt Cabana and The Boogeyman try to get AJ Styles after their hellacious triple threat and in a contrast, the Hardy Boyz are working together to take out Hollywood Hogan. Rob Van Dam and Taz are brawling, and in what should have been last nights tag title match, Carlito & Rick Rude are taking down Kevin & Matt Striker.
In the corner, Chris Masters is just being picked apart, all 4 men just taking their shots. Batista spinebusters Masters down. Jericho hits the Lionsault! Triple H picks him up and hits the pedigree, then Randy Orton lifts him and hits the RKO! Triple H is going to toss him out when Batista clotheslines him down. On the opposite side, Hulk Hogan is hulking up. Jeff and Matt are trying to wear him down but Hogan does the point and wiggles his finger, then headbutts Matt Hardy, then lifts Jeff high up and throws him over the top rope

JEFF HARDY IS ELIMINATED BY HOLLYWOOD HOGAN

John Cena is beating down on JBL, but Taz walks over and locks in the Tazmission! The only person that hasn’t really been involved as of yet, Jay Lethal runs, jumps onto the top rope then hits a beautiful moonsault onto around 10 guys in the middle of the ring! The Boogeyman is taking apart AJ Styles, and reaches into his trousers! Worms! The people around him scatter and Boogeyman does his shake thing and Boogeyman dumps the worms on AJ who jumps out of his skin.
Boogeyman bounces around, freaking everybody out, isolating him from the rest. Triple H then dumps Masters in front of Boogeyman! Boogeyman starts chewing on worms, and then spits them on Masters. Carlito grabs an apple and chews it up. He goes to spit them at Boogeyman but Boogeyman spits worms at him first! Then everyone gets back into a brawl! Carlito is grossed out as Boogeyman starts hitting him with rights and lefts. Masters slowly gets up and sees the worms all over him. He storms over to Boogeyman and locks on the Masterlock!
Boogeyman starts bouncing around, trying to break it but Jay Lethal dropkicks Masters and Masters throws Boogeyman down. Masters clotheslines Jay Lethal down hard. In the other side, Hulk Hogan is laying into Colt Cabana, chopping him with all his might. Hogan hits a hip toss but is caught off guard by a DDT from Rick Rude. Rick Rude gets up and poses in front of Hogan but Masters walks over and throws Rick Rude out!

RICK RUDE IS ELIMINATED BY CHRIS MASTERS

Masters poses in front of rude and is nearly thrown out by Hogan but Masters holds onto the bottom rope and slides back in. John Cena on the other side and John Bradshaw Layfeld are really stiffing each other. JBL is bleeding from below the eye and John Cena has a bump on his head. Matt Hardy runs at them but Cena moves and Matt Hardy AND JBL fly over the top rope

MATT HARDY AND JOHN BRADSHAW LAYFELD ELIMINATE EACH OTHER

We are down to 16 in the battle royal. Carlito is left on his own as Striker and Kevin are slapping him and chopping him. Carlito comes out of the corner with his own chops and gains an unlikely ally in Taz. Carlito tries to high 5 Taz but is instead given a belly to belly suplex across the ring! Carlito is hollering in pain, but is knee dropped by Triple H to shut him up. AJ Styles and Jay Lethal are exchanging some wicked kicks and punches, and the 2 dropkick each other at the same time. RVD runs over and dropkicks them both and poses over both of them to the crowd’s delight.
RVD’s celebration is nearly short cut as Chris Jericho tries to eliminate him but RVD holds on and knees Jericho in the gut. RVD hits a sunset flip powerbomb from the outside in, and Jericho is then given a Hulk Hogan legdrop! Hulk Hogan is raising his arms but Masters locks on the Masterlock again. He sees Lethal coming this time and drops Hogan and launches Lethal over the top rope into the guard rail!

JAY LETHAL IS ELIMINATED BY CHRIS MASTERS

Chris Masters is all set to put it on Hogan again but AJ Styles turns Chris Masters around. He sets him up! Styles Clash! In the corner, Batista is sitting there, punching anyone that comes near him. Matt Striker is in a corner. Batista charges and takes him down, shaking the ring to the core! Everyone turns and looks as Batista jumps up, pumped. AJ Styles runs at Batista, but is swatted away by a fly. Hulk Hogan tries but even the immortal one is not match for the monster. Batista points at everyone and picks up Matt Striker. He runs and spinebusters him over the top rope, bouncing off the apron and Matt Striker falls to the outside!

MATT STRIKER IS ELIMINATED BY BATISTA

The cruiserweights start running at Batista. Chris Jericho hits an insiguri; Rob Van Dam nails a spinning heel kick. AJ Styles connects with a cross body. Colt Cabana runs but is back body dropped over the top rope onto Matt Striker!

COLT CABANA IS ELIMINATED BY BATISTA

Chris Masters carefully sneaks round Batista and boots him in the back. Triple H clubs his back. Randy Orton tires for an RKO but is shoved into Carlito who turns it into a powerbomb! Kevin runs and slides under Batista’s legs but Batista grabs his hair and yanks him up again. Batista picks up Kevin and uses him to ram into the 11 other guys! He finally boots Triple H down and then throws Kevin over the top rope, flipping him the bird as he falls!

KEVIN IS ELIMINATED BY BATISTA

Batista is on a roll here, 3 in a row. He grabs Taz but Taz squares him in the jaw. Taz grabs Batista and locks him in a sleeper hold. Batista gets up and flattens Taz but Triple H looks under the ring and grabs brass knuckles. Batista comes over and gets laid out. Triple Ht urns round into the Boogeyman. The Boogeyman shouts “I’M THE BOOGEYMAN AND IM COMIN TO GETCHA! Triple H looks disturbed but RVD comes off the top rope and kicks Triple H down. Hollywood Hogan turns Boogeyman round and starts posing in front of him. Boogeyman tilts his head and smiles, before grabbing Hogan and clotheslining him down.
Boogeyman grabs Hogan as Orton and Jericho brawl in the corner. Carlito and AJ are going at each other. Triple H is stomping Batista down and John Cena and Chris Masters are in the centre of the ring. Masters punches Cena away and Randy Orton ducks underneath him and gives Masters a Lou Thesz press. Randy starts punching Masters down as Cena and Jericho start going at it. Cena lifts Jericho up for the FU but Jericho wriggles out and throws Cena over the top rope. Cena hols on but Jericho dropkicks him off.

JOHN CENA IS ELIMINATED BY CHRIS JERICHO

Cena is out and Jericho is panting in the corner. Batista is still knocked unconscious thanks to Triple H’s brass knuckles. Trips starts slapping Batista around and boot washing him. Triple H turns around into Hulk Hogan! Hulk Hogan gets slapped by Triple H but starts Hulking up. He points at Triple H and boots him down but then Hogan points to Boogeyman who screams his catchphrase again, before pouring worms into Triple H’s mouth. Triple H shoots up and is jumping around, and Boogeyman grabs him and eliminates him! Boogeyman eliminates Triple H!

TRIPLE H IS ELIMINATED BY THE BOOGEYMAN

Triple H is fuming on the outside. Batista raises an arm and flips the bird at Triple H! He is fuming and has to be dragged away by officials. In the ring, Batista is getting up. He sees Jericho panting on the side and Batista charges with a strong knee. Hogan and Boogeyman are now back to trading shots with one another while the ECW alumni Taz & Rob Van am are continuing their rivalry with some stiff shots that are reminiscent of the mid 90’s in Philly.
Carlito is ducking and diving but The Boogeyman knees Hogan and throws him into the corner. Boogeyman grabs Carlito’s afro. Carlito begs for his life but knees Boogeyman. He raises a leg over him and nails the Overdrive. Carlito smirks as Taz is suplexing RVD all over the shop. Taz has RVD in line for the Tazmission and locks it on but RVD moves and shifts his body weight so Taz goes flying over the top rope to the floor!

TAZ IS ELIMINATED BY ROB VAN DAM

Rob pulls himself up and goes to work on AJ Styles who was nursing his ribs. Rob starts kicking the injured area but AJ jumps up with a double knee right into Rob’s kisser. Rob flies backwards. Batista runs and splashes AJ into the corner. AJ comes out into a release belly to belly suplex. Jericho and Orton are still slugging it out and I mean slugging as they are very tired. Orton then jumps out of nowhere and nails the RKO! RKO! Orton and Jericho are both down.
Chris Masters is just going round picking shots on various people, laying into Hogan, Van Dam, anyone. He turns to Batista but Batista smirks and punches him straight down. Carlito is trying to pick apart Hogan’s legs but Boogeyman rolls up and begins crawling over to Carlito! Boogeyman bites his ass! Carlito jumps up, shocked, and stares at The Boogeyman like he is some kind of freak. Boogeyman gets up and hits a deep arm drag. Carlito gets up near the ropes and Boogeyman charges, clotheslining Carlito out of the ring

CARLITO IS ELIMINATED BY THE BOOGEYMAN

We are down to the last 8 in this Battle Royal. One will be going to Wrestlefest. Chris Jericho, Randy Orton, Batista, Chris Masters, AJ Styles, Rob Van Dam, The Boogeyman and Hollywood Hogan. The ring is split in 2. Batista, Rob Van Dam, Hogan and AJ Styles on one side and Jericho, Orton, Masters & The Boogeyman on the other. The 2 charge at each other, like something out of a war movie. Everyone is just laying into everyone, it is chaos in there!
Masters is clotheslining anything in sight, even people he aligned with. Masters even slaps Batista! Batista goes after him but Boogeyman back body drops him hard down to the mat. Boogeyman jumps on Batista’s face. AJ Styles is getting double teamed by Jericho and Orton and is tied up in the ropes. Jericho beats on anyone that comes near but RVD runs, jumps off Batista’s back and dives on Orton & Jericho! Masters grabs him but RVD breaks up and double dropkicks Masters & The Boogeyman! RVD is reigning supreme!
He tries to untie AJ Styles but Jericho turns round and throws him shoulder first into the turnbuckle post. He throws Rob Van Dam into AJ’s gut, and then throws him to Boogeyman. Boogeyman lets him fall, and then he clotheslines Orton. He tires to get Jericho but Batista gets up and spears Boogeyman down. Rob Van Dam is holding his shoulder but the masked man runs down to the ring! He turns rob Van Dam round. C4 EXPLODER! He throws RVD to Jericho who easily dumps him over the top rope

ROB VAN DAM IS ELIMINATED BY CHRIS JERICHO

AJ finally frees himself and dropkicks Jericho into the second rope. AJ runs and jack-knife’s Jericho on the ropes! AJ turns round into a double underhook suplex from Randy Orton. Batista slowly gets up, this match has been hellacious. Masters starts putting the boots into Batista but is shoved back. Masters tries to punch Batista but Batista twists Masters’ arm and throws him into the turnbuckle. Hollywood Hogan goes over to grab Masters but Masters quickly clotheslines him over the top rope with his other arm!

HOLLYWOOD HOGAN IS ELIMINATED BY CHRIS MASTERS

We pretty much have a 3-on-3 situation now. All 6 are battered and bruised. Orton and Jericho are sticking to their game plan, taking out AJ Styles while Masters & Batista brawl and Boogeyman just…does his thing. Boogeyman tries to do his thing by beating on Batista. Masters laughs but Boogeyman socks him! The crowd’s approval is dampened because Batista grabs him and powerbombs him into the turnbuckle! Batista grabs the near unconscious Boogeyman and dumps him over the top rope

THE BOOGEYMAN IS ELIMINATED BY BATISTA

We have one newcomer and the 4 men in the elimination chamber still left in the ring. AJ is trying to kick away Jericho and Orton. He climbs to the top rope and somersaults onto both men, splashing them into the canvas! That took the last bit of energy from AJ for sure, eh has just been decimated in this contest. Batista grabs Masters and lifts him high above his head. Ouch! What a brainbuster there from the Animal, showing a rare technical prowess.
Batista is left with easy pickings but picks Masters up once more, determined to punish him. He irish whips him hard into the turnbuckle and both men fall down. Jericho lifts up AJ onto the top turnbuckle. He tells Randy to lift him on his shoulders and do a superplex. Jericho climbs into position but AJ headbutts Jericho away! Jericho is unsteady on Randy’s shoulders and keeps moving. Randy stumbles and Jericho goes flying out of the ring! Randy Orton inadvertently eliminates Chris Jericho

CHRIS JERICHO IS ELIMINATED BY RANDY ORTON

Randy Orton pleads innocence, but he doesn’t care, he’s in the final 4. AJ Styles has re-opened his wound from last night and is in a lot of pain on the mat. Randy jumps, he is ready for the RKO. Masters goes over to him and shoves him, telling him he wants the Masterlock. Jericho spits in Masters face and Masters and Jericho start to brawl. Batista lifts AJ up and the 2 just watch these brawl. AJ laughs, then turns and super kicks Batista down to the delight of the crowd!
AJ goes to one knee, and rolls, and then rolls again onto Masters and Orton, dropkicking them in the air. AJ lands on one knee and grabs Masters. He sets him up for the STYLES CLASH! Masters folds over his neck there, he looks to be in a lot of pain. Batista is back up and sees AJ getting up but then turns and sees Randy Orton, unconscious on the mat. Batista laughs and picks him up. He puts the thumb down and obliterates Randy Orton with the Batista Bomb. Batista gets up, and asks the audience where they want him. Batista throws Randy Orton out of the ring!

RANDY ORTON IS ELIMINATED BY BATISTA

Batista grabs AJ but AJ nips up and diving forearms Batista! Batista falls back into the corner. AJ runs and hits a Bronco Buster! AJ gets up but Masters locks in the Masterlock! He tries to shake AJ but AJ locks his leg around Masters’ legs. Masters dives forward and crushes AJ! Masters lets go but quickly ducks under a Batista clothesline. Masters turns round and gives Batista a reverse atomic drop. Masters is trying to eliminate Batista! AJ runs over and kicks Masters in the head. AJ Pele kicks Masters and he goes over the top rope!

CHRIS MASTERS IS ELIMINATED BY AJ STYLES

The final 2 is here. Either Batista or AJ Styles will face Raven at Wrestlefest for the NHBWO World title. Batista waits for AJ to get up. The 2 shake hands and lock up. Batista gets AJ in a side facelock. He shoves AJ off the ropes, who leapfrogs Batista. Batista ducks down but AJ puts on the breaks and moonsaults onto Batista! AJ kicks Batista in the ribs. He tires again but Batista grabs his legs and swings through into a single leg crab. AJ is kicking and wriggles free, then superkicks Batista down.
AJ climbs to the top rope. AJ soars with a shooting star press onto Batista! What an amazing battle royal this has been. Both men are down. Batista gets up first, then the bloody AJ Styles. Batista forearms AJ then hits a quick DDT. Batista gets up and is starting to feel the momentum. He stands over AJ who nips up into a hurricanrana! AJ gets up and hits a standing insiguri. Batista is on one knee. AJ jumps for another hurricanrana but Batista catches him.
Batista runs at the ropes but AJ crawls under Batista’s leg. AJ runs and clotheslines Batista but only on the apron. Batista shoulders AJ’s guts and climbs in. Batista grabs AJ and runs at the ropes but when he lets go, AJ goes over the top rope then under it, back in the ring. AJ forearms Batista but Batista grabs it and twists it. He rusn towards the ropes but AJ moves and Batista doesn’t go over. AJ jumps off the ropes for a hurricanrana but Batista catches him again. He tries to powerbomb him out but AJ turns it into a frankensteiner and both are on the apron. AJ tries to kick Batista but Batista shoes him and AJ back somersaults backwards. Batista charges AJ and clotheslines him off! BATISTA HAS WON THE BATTLE ROYAL!

WINNER AND NUMEBR 1 CONTENDER TO THE TITLE AT WRESTLEFEST: BATISTA

**Batista’s music hits and Batista celebrates as confetti falls from the ceiling. Batista picks AJ up and the 2 embrace. They both worked their ass off to be in the final 2 and both men deserved it. Paul Heyman's music hits and he walks onto the stage**

PAUL HEYMAN
Well done Batista. And at Wrestlefest you will face Raven for the NHBWO World Heavyweight title in... CLOCKWORK ORANGE HOUSE OF FUN MATCH! And since I'm making matches, here are a few more. Next week on turmoil, Jay Lethal will face Raven for the custom Championship. We will have a lottery to determine 4 men to face each other for the tag team titles. And in the main event, it will be Chris Masters vs. Mr Sock, who will be fighting for Ryan Beyere's carreer. The loser...WILL BE FIRED. See you next week fellas!

**The crowd go crazy as Turmoil draws to a close**