Post by Vince McMahon on Oct 3, 2009 18:50:03 GMT -5
Fans begin to cheer wildly as the Raw Opening intro begins. Pyros explode in the arena as RAW starts.
Ring attendants set up the ring for tonight's Lie Detector Test Ceremony.
Vince McMahon's music hits and the fans start to boo. He makes his way down to the ring and stomps up the steel ring steps with a huge smirk on his face, He grabs a mic and begins to speak.
Vince- Tonight, is a special night because for the first time ever in Pro-Wrestling History, A Lie detector test will be done right in the middle of this ring. I'm having this test because a certain superstar that goes by the name of Bill Goldberg (Fans Cheer Wildly), Cheer all you want (Fans Chant: Goldberg,Goldberg,Goldberg), d*mnit tonight he will be proved wrong as he'll fail the test, There's No Chance in Hell of him passing it and once he fails it I want him escorted out of my ring because He's Fired.
Goldberg's music hits and he makes his way down to the ring to a round of cheer. He sits down in the middle of the ring while Ring attendants attach cables to him.
Vince- Alright let's get things started shall we.
The Lie Detector Guy begins to ask Goldberg questions:
LDG: Are you Bill Goldberg?
Goldberg: Yes. *lie detector doesn't buzz
LDG: Are you currently employed by Vince McMahon in NHBWO wrestling?
Goldberg: Yes *lie detector doesn't buzz
LDG: Where were you when the attacks occurred.
Goldberg: I was at home *lie detector doesn't buzz
Vince: d*mnit, ask him again
LDG: Where were you when the attacks occurred.
Goldberg: (Goldberg eyes Vince and he starts to look serious) Home!*lie detector doesn't buzz
Vince- d*mnit, You must have phalty equipment, Put it on me. (They hook up Vince McMahon)
(Goldberg asks questions)
Goldberg: Are you the owner of NHBWO?
Vince: Yes (lie detector doesn't buzz)
Goldberg: Are you Mr. McMahon?
Vince: Yes (lie detector doesn't buzz)
Goldberg: Are you an *sshole?
Vince: No (Lie detector test buzzes)
LDG- Vince McMahon "Goldberg" has past the test
Vince throws off the cables and leaves the ring. Goldberg then leaves while the fans chant his name.
Scene: Vince McMahon walks back to his locker room and sees 3:16 painted on his door.
Eddie Guerrero vs. The Hurricane
Eddie Guerrero's music hits and Eddie makes his way down to the ring. The Light's go out in the arena and when they come back on Eddie's knocked out cold. The Hurricane rushes toward the ring and looks around and he goes for the pin.1,2,3. The Hurricane wins it, The Crowd is stunned, The lights flicker and go off again. When they come back on Hurricane is down in a pool of his own blood.
Winner: The Hurricane
-Scene Orton and McMahon are talking in the back-
John Cena & RVD vs. Rey Mysterio & Scott Steiner (World Tag Title Match)
The tag titles are on the line as Steiner and Rey Rey take on the team of John Cena and R-V-D. The fans are evenly split as these two teams make their entrances. Steiner and RVD start off the match. Steiner locks up with RVD, and puts him in a headlock. Steiner pushes RVD off the ropes, RVD ducked the clothesline attempt, and hit his monkey flip. RVD started to mock Steiner by flexing his muscles. RVD started to kick Steiner, but Scott caught RVD's leg and picked him up over his head, and Body Press Slammed Him! Steiner took RVD up and hit a suplex. He then flexed his muscles and hit the "Big Poppa Elbow Drop", went for the pin, but when the ref hit two, he started doing his push ups, and told the ref that he wasn't done yet. Steiner dragged up RVD, but RVD escaped and tagged in Cena! Cena started punching away at Steiner before finally knocking him out with an uppercut. Cena set him up for the F-U, but Steiner rolled out and tagged in Mysterio to a huge pop from the crowd! Mysterio quickly nailed a dropkick on Cena, and hit the Springboard Leg Drop, but only got a two on the pin. Mysterio picked Cena back up at went for a Hurricarana, but Cena reversed it into a power bomb! Cena went for the cover, but Steiner came out and broke it up. The ref started yelling at Steiner, which allowed Cena to nail Mysterio with a low blow! Cena set up Mysterio for the F-U, and connected! Cena started to showboat to the crowd, but Mysterio crawled over to the ropes, and tagged in Steiner! steiner quickly clubbed his fists into the back of Cena. Cena grimaced in pain, and RVD made the tag. Cena left the ring. RVD quickly nailed his Spinning Wheel Kick on Steiner, while on the outside, Cena took Mysterio and threw him into the barricade! RVD catapulted himself top rope and naile the Five Star on Steiner! 1...2.....3! RVD, and Cena pull off the victory, and becomes the first NHBWO Tag Team Champions! The crowd is mixed in reactions to the way Cena nd RVD took the victory. As Cena and RVD celebrated, Steiner checked in on Mysterio, and yelled down to the champs.... it isnt over.
Winners: And New Tag Team Champions, John Cena and Rob Van Dam
Kane vs. Kurt Angle (Boiler Room Brawl for the Intercontinental Championship)
Kurt Angle is seen making his way to the Boiler Room. Kane is expected to already be inside. Kurt puts his hand on the door knob and turns it. He walks inside and starts looking for Kane. Kurt walks over and looks under a bunch of stacked up lumber and Kane's not there. He goes all round the boiler room in search of Kane but still can't find him. He walks up steps leading 25 feet above the boiler room and looks for Kane, Kanes not there. Kurt walks back down the steps and tries to find him, he turns around and Kanes there. Kane whacks Kurt Angle over the head with a 2x4 cracking it in half. Kane stomps away at Kurt Angle. Kane throws Kurt into a boiler over and over again. Kane lifts Angle over his head and throws Kurt into a pile of Glass windows shattering them all. Kurt is a bloody mess all over. Kane attempts to leave the Boiler Room in the early going of the match but Kane rethinks and comes back with a hard clothesline on Kurt. Kane picks up Angle by the throat and thrusts him into a pile of pipes, all the pipes come tumbling down on Kurt. Kurt picks Angle up from the rubel but then Kurt hits Kane with a wrench. Kanes busted open. Kurt takes a breather but Kane hits right up. Angle grabs a chair from a corner of the boiler room. Kurt slams Kane in the head repeatedly. Angle irish whips Kane into the wall and stomps away. Kurt carries Kane over to a table and suplexs him through it. Angle attempts to leave but Kane grabs the leg of Angle and pulls him back. Kane grabs Angle by the throat and chokeslams him to the concrete. Kane attempts to hit Kurt with a tombstone but Angle revereses it and hits an angle slam. Angle gets up and is near the door when out of nowhere Goldberg spears Angle right threw the boiler room door knocking it down, making Kurt the winner by escape. Goldberg beats down Angle all the way down to the ring. All of a sudden Evolutions music hits and HHH, Randy Orton and Eddie Guerrero with Vince McMahon run down to the ring. All 5 men take out Goldberg. -Fans start to chant :Goldberg,Goldberg,- Randy Orton pulls out a pair of handcuffs and handcuffs Goldberg to the the ropes, All 5 men lay a beat down. All of a sudden 3:16 flashes on the titantron and glass shatters and Steve Austin music hits and the fans go absolutely crazy. Austin runs down to the ring and Austin beats down all 5 men. Vince McMahon and HHH run off. Austin hits the stunner on Orton. Eddie also gets the stunner. Austin grabs a mic and tells everyone that he's back and things are going to be different in NHBWO because he's the New CEO of the company, and he goes on to say that his first act of business will go down tonight and he goes on to say that even though at No Mercy Goldberg was defeated by Guerrero and Angle, that the stipulations of the match stated that if Goldberg lost he'll never ever get a title shot ever again, Austin stated that Goldberg will, and that Goldberg will compete in tonights Main Event, And that's the Bottom Line Cause Stone Cold Said so, Austin drops the mic and gets Goldberg out of the ring as the fans cheer wildly.
Winner: And New Intercontinental Champion Kurt Angle
HHH, Randy Orton Segment
HHH- The World title match is next and you and I are in the match, Now Randy lemme clear things up for you, Me and you are in the match, Tonight is my night and that means I will be leaving with the World Title so that means that me and you are going to have to work together and take out Goldberg
Randy- But...
HHH- There are no buts Randy tonight I win the match, and if you try or even attempt to interfer in my chances I will take you out.
Randy Orton and HHH have a stare down
Triple H vs. Randy Orton vs. Bill Goldberg (World Title Match)
Triple H's music hits and the Game makes his way down to the ring with a waterbottle in hand. He climbs the ring apron and spits some of the water into the air. He gets in the ring and climbs the top turnbuckle and poses, the fans boo him. Bill Goldberg's music hits and Goldberg walks down the ramp, sparks fly out on top of them ramp and Goldberg walks into the and threw them, fireworks and pyros explode -Fans cheer- Randy Orton jumps from behind and attacks Goldberg. HHH gets out of the ring and helps Orton beat down Goldberg -Fans chant:Goldberg,Goldberg,Goldberg". They toss his in the ring and begin to double team him. HHH and Orton attempt a double clothesline but Goldberg ducks it and kicks HHH in the abdomen and punches Randy in the face, Randy falls to the mat. Goldberg grabs HHH by the throat and lifts him up and gives him a version of press slam spear. Goldberg turns his attention to Orton and suplexs him. Goldberg pushes Orton into the corner and starts to beat him down. HHH elbows Goldberg in the back. No effect on Goldberg, Goldberg tackles HHH to the mat and begins to beat him senseless, Orton mean while climbs the top rope and attempts a cross body on Goldberg but Goldberg shoves HHH into Orton and Orton hits HHH, HHH gets up and begins to argue with Orton, HHH pushes Orton, Both men turn around and Goldberg hits a double clothesline. He goes for the pin on HHH.1,2. Orton breaks the pin. Goldberg attempts to suplex Orton but HHH takes the knee out of Goldberg. HHH and Orton hit a double suplex on Goldberg. HHH holds Goldberg down and Orton climbs the top rope and hits an elbow drop. HHH irish whips Goldberg into the ropes and Orton hits a dropkick. HHH stomps away at Goldberg in the corner. HHH chokes Goldberg and the referee orders HHH to break the hold. HHH pulls Goldberg out of the corner and irish whips him into the other, He charges and Goldberg clothesline him. Randy Orton charges and attempts to hit Goldberg but Goldberg backbody drops him into the referee. Just then Angle runs out and attacks Goldberg, Angle hits the Angle slam and runs out. The Referee comes to and Orton goes for the pin. 1,2.99. HHH pulls him off. HHH and Orton argue. Orton pushes HHH, HHH pushes Orton. Both men have a slugfest. Orton attempts a piledriver on HHH but HHH revereses it and hits a pedigree on Orton. Goldberg attempts to spear HHH but HHH pulls the referee in front of him and Goldberg spears the referee. HHH hits Goldberg with a pedigree. HHH scoots to the outside and grabs a sledgehammer. He looks at Goldberg as he staggers to his feet. He is about to hit him but just the Shawn Michaels runs into the ring -And the Fans go nuts-, Shawn Michaels spins HHH around and hits him with a superkick. HBK knocks the sledge hammer out of the ring. Goldberg turns around and see's HHH staggering to his feet but then turns his attentions to Randy Orton who staggers to his feet, He spears him. HHH gets up and Goldberg spears HHH. Goldberg sets HHH up and gives him the Jackhammer. He goes for the pin.1,2,3. Goldberg wins the World title and the fans erupt in cheer. HBK claps away for Goldberg and high fives some of the fans before leaving to the back. In the ring the referee raises Goldberg's hand. Goldberg's holds the title in the air and says "Who's Next".
Winner: And New World Heavyweight Champion Bill Goldberg
-End of Show-
Ring attendants set up the ring for tonight's Lie Detector Test Ceremony.
Vince McMahon's music hits and the fans start to boo. He makes his way down to the ring and stomps up the steel ring steps with a huge smirk on his face, He grabs a mic and begins to speak.
Vince- Tonight, is a special night because for the first time ever in Pro-Wrestling History, A Lie detector test will be done right in the middle of this ring. I'm having this test because a certain superstar that goes by the name of Bill Goldberg (Fans Cheer Wildly), Cheer all you want (Fans Chant: Goldberg,Goldberg,Goldberg), d*mnit tonight he will be proved wrong as he'll fail the test, There's No Chance in Hell of him passing it and once he fails it I want him escorted out of my ring because He's Fired.
Goldberg's music hits and he makes his way down to the ring to a round of cheer. He sits down in the middle of the ring while Ring attendants attach cables to him.
Vince- Alright let's get things started shall we.
The Lie Detector Guy begins to ask Goldberg questions:
LDG: Are you Bill Goldberg?
Goldberg: Yes. *lie detector doesn't buzz
LDG: Are you currently employed by Vince McMahon in NHBWO wrestling?
Goldberg: Yes *lie detector doesn't buzz
LDG: Where were you when the attacks occurred.
Goldberg: I was at home *lie detector doesn't buzz
Vince: d*mnit, ask him again
LDG: Where were you when the attacks occurred.
Goldberg: (Goldberg eyes Vince and he starts to look serious) Home!*lie detector doesn't buzz
Vince- d*mnit, You must have phalty equipment, Put it on me. (They hook up Vince McMahon)
(Goldberg asks questions)
Goldberg: Are you the owner of NHBWO?
Vince: Yes (lie detector doesn't buzz)
Goldberg: Are you Mr. McMahon?
Vince: Yes (lie detector doesn't buzz)
Goldberg: Are you an *sshole?
Vince: No (Lie detector test buzzes)
LDG- Vince McMahon "Goldberg" has past the test
Vince throws off the cables and leaves the ring. Goldberg then leaves while the fans chant his name.
Scene: Vince McMahon walks back to his locker room and sees 3:16 painted on his door.
Eddie Guerrero vs. The Hurricane
Eddie Guerrero's music hits and Eddie makes his way down to the ring. The Light's go out in the arena and when they come back on Eddie's knocked out cold. The Hurricane rushes toward the ring and looks around and he goes for the pin.1,2,3. The Hurricane wins it, The Crowd is stunned, The lights flicker and go off again. When they come back on Hurricane is down in a pool of his own blood.
Winner: The Hurricane
-Scene Orton and McMahon are talking in the back-
John Cena & RVD vs. Rey Mysterio & Scott Steiner (World Tag Title Match)
The tag titles are on the line as Steiner and Rey Rey take on the team of John Cena and R-V-D. The fans are evenly split as these two teams make their entrances. Steiner and RVD start off the match. Steiner locks up with RVD, and puts him in a headlock. Steiner pushes RVD off the ropes, RVD ducked the clothesline attempt, and hit his monkey flip. RVD started to mock Steiner by flexing his muscles. RVD started to kick Steiner, but Scott caught RVD's leg and picked him up over his head, and Body Press Slammed Him! Steiner took RVD up and hit a suplex. He then flexed his muscles and hit the "Big Poppa Elbow Drop", went for the pin, but when the ref hit two, he started doing his push ups, and told the ref that he wasn't done yet. Steiner dragged up RVD, but RVD escaped and tagged in Cena! Cena started punching away at Steiner before finally knocking him out with an uppercut. Cena set him up for the F-U, but Steiner rolled out and tagged in Mysterio to a huge pop from the crowd! Mysterio quickly nailed a dropkick on Cena, and hit the Springboard Leg Drop, but only got a two on the pin. Mysterio picked Cena back up at went for a Hurricarana, but Cena reversed it into a power bomb! Cena went for the cover, but Steiner came out and broke it up. The ref started yelling at Steiner, which allowed Cena to nail Mysterio with a low blow! Cena set up Mysterio for the F-U, and connected! Cena started to showboat to the crowd, but Mysterio crawled over to the ropes, and tagged in Steiner! steiner quickly clubbed his fists into the back of Cena. Cena grimaced in pain, and RVD made the tag. Cena left the ring. RVD quickly nailed his Spinning Wheel Kick on Steiner, while on the outside, Cena took Mysterio and threw him into the barricade! RVD catapulted himself top rope and naile the Five Star on Steiner! 1...2.....3! RVD, and Cena pull off the victory, and becomes the first NHBWO Tag Team Champions! The crowd is mixed in reactions to the way Cena nd RVD took the victory. As Cena and RVD celebrated, Steiner checked in on Mysterio, and yelled down to the champs.... it isnt over.
Winners: And New Tag Team Champions, John Cena and Rob Van Dam
Kane vs. Kurt Angle (Boiler Room Brawl for the Intercontinental Championship)
Kurt Angle is seen making his way to the Boiler Room. Kane is expected to already be inside. Kurt puts his hand on the door knob and turns it. He walks inside and starts looking for Kane. Kurt walks over and looks under a bunch of stacked up lumber and Kane's not there. He goes all round the boiler room in search of Kane but still can't find him. He walks up steps leading 25 feet above the boiler room and looks for Kane, Kanes not there. Kurt walks back down the steps and tries to find him, he turns around and Kanes there. Kane whacks Kurt Angle over the head with a 2x4 cracking it in half. Kane stomps away at Kurt Angle. Kane throws Kurt into a boiler over and over again. Kane lifts Angle over his head and throws Kurt into a pile of Glass windows shattering them all. Kurt is a bloody mess all over. Kane attempts to leave the Boiler Room in the early going of the match but Kane rethinks and comes back with a hard clothesline on Kurt. Kane picks up Angle by the throat and thrusts him into a pile of pipes, all the pipes come tumbling down on Kurt. Kurt picks Angle up from the rubel but then Kurt hits Kane with a wrench. Kanes busted open. Kurt takes a breather but Kane hits right up. Angle grabs a chair from a corner of the boiler room. Kurt slams Kane in the head repeatedly. Angle irish whips Kane into the wall and stomps away. Kurt carries Kane over to a table and suplexs him through it. Angle attempts to leave but Kane grabs the leg of Angle and pulls him back. Kane grabs Angle by the throat and chokeslams him to the concrete. Kane attempts to hit Kurt with a tombstone but Angle revereses it and hits an angle slam. Angle gets up and is near the door when out of nowhere Goldberg spears Angle right threw the boiler room door knocking it down, making Kurt the winner by escape. Goldberg beats down Angle all the way down to the ring. All of a sudden Evolutions music hits and HHH, Randy Orton and Eddie Guerrero with Vince McMahon run down to the ring. All 5 men take out Goldberg. -Fans start to chant :Goldberg,Goldberg,- Randy Orton pulls out a pair of handcuffs and handcuffs Goldberg to the the ropes, All 5 men lay a beat down. All of a sudden 3:16 flashes on the titantron and glass shatters and Steve Austin music hits and the fans go absolutely crazy. Austin runs down to the ring and Austin beats down all 5 men. Vince McMahon and HHH run off. Austin hits the stunner on Orton. Eddie also gets the stunner. Austin grabs a mic and tells everyone that he's back and things are going to be different in NHBWO because he's the New CEO of the company, and he goes on to say that his first act of business will go down tonight and he goes on to say that even though at No Mercy Goldberg was defeated by Guerrero and Angle, that the stipulations of the match stated that if Goldberg lost he'll never ever get a title shot ever again, Austin stated that Goldberg will, and that Goldberg will compete in tonights Main Event, And that's the Bottom Line Cause Stone Cold Said so, Austin drops the mic and gets Goldberg out of the ring as the fans cheer wildly.
Winner: And New Intercontinental Champion Kurt Angle
HHH, Randy Orton Segment
HHH- The World title match is next and you and I are in the match, Now Randy lemme clear things up for you, Me and you are in the match, Tonight is my night and that means I will be leaving with the World Title so that means that me and you are going to have to work together and take out Goldberg
Randy- But...
HHH- There are no buts Randy tonight I win the match, and if you try or even attempt to interfer in my chances I will take you out.
Randy Orton and HHH have a stare down
Triple H vs. Randy Orton vs. Bill Goldberg (World Title Match)
Triple H's music hits and the Game makes his way down to the ring with a waterbottle in hand. He climbs the ring apron and spits some of the water into the air. He gets in the ring and climbs the top turnbuckle and poses, the fans boo him. Bill Goldberg's music hits and Goldberg walks down the ramp, sparks fly out on top of them ramp and Goldberg walks into the and threw them, fireworks and pyros explode -Fans cheer- Randy Orton jumps from behind and attacks Goldberg. HHH gets out of the ring and helps Orton beat down Goldberg -Fans chant:Goldberg,Goldberg,Goldberg". They toss his in the ring and begin to double team him. HHH and Orton attempt a double clothesline but Goldberg ducks it and kicks HHH in the abdomen and punches Randy in the face, Randy falls to the mat. Goldberg grabs HHH by the throat and lifts him up and gives him a version of press slam spear. Goldberg turns his attention to Orton and suplexs him. Goldberg pushes Orton into the corner and starts to beat him down. HHH elbows Goldberg in the back. No effect on Goldberg, Goldberg tackles HHH to the mat and begins to beat him senseless, Orton mean while climbs the top rope and attempts a cross body on Goldberg but Goldberg shoves HHH into Orton and Orton hits HHH, HHH gets up and begins to argue with Orton, HHH pushes Orton, Both men turn around and Goldberg hits a double clothesline. He goes for the pin on HHH.1,2. Orton breaks the pin. Goldberg attempts to suplex Orton but HHH takes the knee out of Goldberg. HHH and Orton hit a double suplex on Goldberg. HHH holds Goldberg down and Orton climbs the top rope and hits an elbow drop. HHH irish whips Goldberg into the ropes and Orton hits a dropkick. HHH stomps away at Goldberg in the corner. HHH chokes Goldberg and the referee orders HHH to break the hold. HHH pulls Goldberg out of the corner and irish whips him into the other, He charges and Goldberg clothesline him. Randy Orton charges and attempts to hit Goldberg but Goldberg backbody drops him into the referee. Just then Angle runs out and attacks Goldberg, Angle hits the Angle slam and runs out. The Referee comes to and Orton goes for the pin. 1,2.99. HHH pulls him off. HHH and Orton argue. Orton pushes HHH, HHH pushes Orton. Both men have a slugfest. Orton attempts a piledriver on HHH but HHH revereses it and hits a pedigree on Orton. Goldberg attempts to spear HHH but HHH pulls the referee in front of him and Goldberg spears the referee. HHH hits Goldberg with a pedigree. HHH scoots to the outside and grabs a sledgehammer. He looks at Goldberg as he staggers to his feet. He is about to hit him but just the Shawn Michaels runs into the ring -And the Fans go nuts-, Shawn Michaels spins HHH around and hits him with a superkick. HBK knocks the sledge hammer out of the ring. Goldberg turns around and see's HHH staggering to his feet but then turns his attentions to Randy Orton who staggers to his feet, He spears him. HHH gets up and Goldberg spears HHH. Goldberg sets HHH up and gives him the Jackhammer. He goes for the pin.1,2,3. Goldberg wins the World title and the fans erupt in cheer. HBK claps away for Goldberg and high fives some of the fans before leaving to the back. In the ring the referee raises Goldberg's hand. Goldberg's holds the title in the air and says "Who's Next".
Winner: And New World Heavyweight Champion Bill Goldberg
-End of Show-